Sorry, Not Dead

In an odd development concerning the health of former monarch Norodom Sihanouk, who is currently receiving treatment cancer, the BBC reported that the former king of Cambodia has posted on his website an apology for not being dead.

Norodom Sihanouk said, "Many people want me dead as soon as possible," so he must offer his "humble apologies" for not yet obliging. The BBC said he was responding to reports of his deteriorating health and a request from a journalist who wanted to put together an obituary.

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